we are all ruled by the dead.

its rather amusing to watch my sister point out all improvements in a desperate attempt to cover up her lousy grades. at least she is gd at the arts. not gd enough i guess. haha. alright. lets not gloat about her results.

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NO. bill watterson is not gg to revive one of the greatest comic of all time. in case you dont reads the junkie life paper. i had no idea it has been stopped for 10yrs. lets relive the great characters in this great strip.

Miss Wormwood

• 5 yrs until retirement.
• Not too sure if she'll make it.
• She should. The strip stopped and she is still alive.

Principal

• head of elementary school.
• when you see him. calvin is in shit.

Moe

• big menacing, shaves.
• train of thought is still boarding at the station.
• favourite lesson - Gym.
• favourite toy and atm - calvin(refer below)
• quote(upon rejection) "the caretaker scraps you off the gym floors with a spatula."

Susie Derkins

• girl(enough said)

Dad

• appointed for life.
• polls are always sliding, save one time when calvin was reading the graph upside down.
• unpopular among most 5yr olds voters.
• terrorises calvin.
• loves cycling.
• helps calvin 'build character' through intensive 'slave driving'.
• 'normal'
• hates to woken up.
• reads hamster huey to calvin.
• hates hamster huey and calvin.

Mom

• dad's running mate.
• house wife.
• firm.
• does daily exercises especially when it's calvin's bath time.
• knows everything.

Hobbes

• aka homicidal psycho jungle cat.
• first tiger of the G.R.O.S.S(Get Rid Of Slimy girlS)
• sceptical about humans.
• stuffed.
• shy. avoids other humans.
• pounces on calvin every day he reaches home.

Calvin

• aka spaceman spiff, billionaire playboy mild -mannered calvin, stupendous man, boy of destiny.
• warped.
• makes awesome snowmans/things. some are anatomically accurate.
• in his own world.
• ingenious.
• econs pro.
• dictator-for-life of the G.R.O.S.S(Get Rid Of Slimy girlS)
• hates baths.
• hates character building.
• suffers tremedously, pretending to be gd at christmas.

in school.

• best two retorts (and last words) said to moe."you better be nice to me, moe. cause someday my tax dollars will be paying for your prison cell"
• "this is just your clumsy way of coping with the fact that i'm a genius and you're still struggling with the concept of walking erect."
• sees more of the principal that miss wormwood(his teacher)
• generous. willing to trade lunch.
• best show-and-tell-er there is.
• becomes extremely religious just before a test.
• most hated lesson - all.
• gym class is "state sponsored terrorism"

there is one more character i left out. the babysitter. roselyn i think. i m really too lazy.

watterson really is amazing. he believes so strongly the spirit of his comic and would by pass millions of dollars of business to uphold it. that is truly respectable. i guess that is why calvin and hobbes is a success. to me at least it is. because it hasnt been commercialised into a cold tool of money making.