you cant stop the tears that aint coming.

i love goo goo dolls. almost as much as i love simpsons. heres a good one. homer j simpson inherits the duff industry(beer company). he is called to a board meeting.

homer simpson - (enters room) mr burns. what are you doing here.
montgomery burns - surprise, simpson. meet the proud owner of forty-nine percent of duff industries.
hs - (looks around frantically at empty room) who?
mb - me, you idiot.
hs - oh. wait a minute.... let's see, forty-nine percent... out of one hundred percent... carry the one... (aside) marge, if he owns forty-nine per...
marge - you own firty-one percent.hs - D'OH. i knew it was too good to be true.
lisa - dad, you own more.
hs - WOO HOO!. i own more. i own more.

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calvin - do you believe in the devil? you knw a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption and destruction of man?
hobbes - i'm not sure man needs the help.

the strangest thing is i agree with that.