unholy confessions

this post is dedicated to you. its past yr birthday already but i was rushing some work. i hope you understand.

sorry monster. truly forgot today is yr birthday. havent got you anything. give me sometime man.

was gg to write an ode to you. but its late and an old friend is calling. i think you might knw him very well andrew. he is known as sleep to us close friends. i figured i m not that gd with words to write an ode to you. you knw me. anyway.

happy birthday dude.

alright. shall go to bed now. my religion forbids me to resist sleep. night.